Merry Crisis Santa T-Shirt — Funny Retro Christmas Tee (Oh! Oh! Oh!)

from $19.00
A cheeky, retro-style tee that turns holiday frenzy into a wink. Soft, sturdy cotton holds a vintage Santa illustration — wide-eyed, mittened, and holding a gift — beneath bold text that reads “Oh! Oh! Oh! Merry Crisis.” It’s the kind of shirt that starts conversations at family dinners, holiday markets, or cozy nights by the tree: funny, a little sardonic, and undeniably festive. The medium-weight fabric keeps its shape through washes, the ribbed crewneck stays comfortable, and the tear-away label eliminates irritation. Wear it when you want to laugh at the chaos of the season, pair it with jeans and a cardigan, or slip it on for low-key celebrations where humor matters more than formality.

Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton fabric (5.3 oz/yd²; 180 g/m²) for durable, year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed, seamless crewneck for elasticity and shape retention
- Shoulder twill tape and classic fit for stability and relaxed wear
- DTG/DTF printed artwork with tear-away label for crisp design and scratch-free comfort

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
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A cheeky, retro-style tee that turns holiday frenzy into a wink. Soft, sturdy cotton holds a vintage Santa illustration — wide-eyed, mittened, and holding a gift — beneath bold text that reads “Oh! Oh! Oh! Merry Crisis.” It’s the kind of shirt that starts conversations at family dinners, holiday markets, or cozy nights by the tree: funny, a little sardonic, and undeniably festive. The medium-weight fabric keeps its shape through washes, the ribbed crewneck stays comfortable, and the tear-away label eliminates irritation. Wear it when you want to laugh at the chaos of the season, pair it with jeans and a cardigan, or slip it on for low-key celebrations where humor matters more than formality.

Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton fabric (5.3 oz/yd²; 180 g/m²) for durable, year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed, seamless crewneck for elasticity and shape retention
- Shoulder twill tape and classic fit for stability and relaxed wear
- DTG/DTF printed artwork with tear-away label for crisp design and scratch-free comfort

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat